February 2012
My wisdom teeth are coming in and they’re hurting me so bad :-(
I’m going to go to Titanic 3D and bring little spray bottles of water and spray people during the sinking of the ship to help with the 3D experience
ryan seacrest: who are you wearing?
me: this is a raven baxter original.
My dad’s watching Mean Girls. This is so awesome.
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I’m rubbing my feet with lotion right now. Crazy Sunday night at its best.
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Britain: Excuse Me
Mexico: Perdon
Italy: Permesso
France: Pardon
Canada: Sorry
America: Get the fuck out of my way douchebag
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I’ve decided that Leonardo DiCaprio is going to be my baby daddy.
That is all.
me: did it hurt?
person: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
person:
