January 2012
A breakdown of the coming of 2012.
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December 2011
teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. i'll need your e-mail address.
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me: tastybitch69@aol.com
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Please please please please pleaseeeee! Let my aunt be pregnant!!!!! Oh my please. That would be thee GREATEST thing ever. I’d finally have a cousin that’d I would get to see, and meet as a matter of fact. AHHHHHHHHH! Please lord. PLEASE.
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me: *walks out of room*
parents: OMG SHE'S OUT OF HER CAVE HELLO WELCOME COME COME SOCIALIZE YOU NEVER SOCIALIZE DON'T GO LOCK YOURSELF BACK IN YOUR ROOM STAY OUT OF THAT CAVE SPENDING THAT MUCH TIME ON YOUR COMPUTER ISN'T HEALTHY!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!
me: *gets food. goes back in room*
friend: so who are you going to kiss at midnight on new years? ;)
me: my laptop
When you were younger and a friend came over. →
the-absolute-best-gifs:
The awkward first half hour of politeness:
The next couple of hours:
When their parents came to collect them:
“HIDE! HIDE! THEY CAN’T TAKE YOU IF THEY CAN’T FIND YOU! IN MY ROOM! THEY WILL NEVER FIND YOU THERE! HIDE! HIDE! THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH!”
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Police officer: 911 what's your emergency?
Me: tumblr is crashing again
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mom: you think these actors have nice hair and fashion now but in 20 years you will look back at these photos and be like-
me: look children it's your father
mom: what
me: what
