February 2012
herpderp124 asked: Darn, I was gonna call you a nerd. Guess this'll have to do. Nerd!
herpderp124 asked: 'Twas not I, nerd.
Anonymous asked: Did you delete your facebook?
As soon as I turn eighteen I’m gone. Gone.
It’s raining. School should be cancelled :-(
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me: -trying to sleep-
brain: lol no. remember that embarrassing moment that happened to you today.
brain: oh, you also forgot to do your homework.
brain: no one will ever love you.
brain: you are going to die.
brain: you have to pee.
Expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized.
Reality: Passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is, or what the last meal you ate was.
I want Heatherman gone. Someone help me ship her to Mexico.
My wisdom teeth are coming in and they’re hurting me so bad :-(
I’m going to go to Titanic 3D and bring little spray bottles of water and spray people during the sinking of the ship to help with the 3D experience
ryan seacrest: who are you wearing?
me: this is a raven baxter original.
My dad’s watching Mean Girls. This is so awesome.
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I’m rubbing my feet with lotion right now. Crazy Sunday night at its best.
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Britain: Excuse Me
Mexico: Perdon
Italy: Permesso
France: Pardon
Canada: Sorry
America: Get the fuck out of my way douchebag
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I’ve decided that Leonardo DiCaprio is going to be my baby daddy.
That is all.
me: did it hurt?
person: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
person:
